This is a static version of the Personal DNA test that supposedly maps out my personality traits. The quiz is found here.
I couldn't get the dynamic version with the color mouseovers to work, but here is the listing of traits displayed:
Very High Agency (whatever that means)
Very High Confidence
Slightly High Masculinity
Slightly Low Extroversion
Low Attention to Style
I guess what's most interesting about the whole thing is the fact that the tiny color strip clear down in the right-hand corner represents my slice of "femininity"--i.e. 2%.
Like somebody told me at work the other day, I have bigger balls than most gorillas.
This is not to say I want to be a man--God knows, I would have absolutely no use for a penis. Frakking thing just gets in the way. But I have noticed that the older I get, the more assertive and (dare I say it) less tactful I become.