My tweets

[redheadedfemme]

• Tue, 18:05: I've decided I hate the phrase "I snorted" (to express irony or sarcasm). People don't "snort." #fb
• Tue, 18:06: Snorting, to me, is to blow snot without a hanky. Nobody would do that in public in real life. #fb
• Tue, 18:07: So that phrase is now banned from all my stories. #fb
• Tue, 18:13: @AlanColmes "Contemptible enema nozzle"? You do get the creative insults, dude. #fb